Aaron Kendall

"The Pepper Steak is to die for!"

"The Strong Bow hard cider on tap is incredible with a side of apple pie"

"Get your pirated electronics, movies, and software while it lasts because in September all of those venders will be banned!"

"Be sure to have someone show you how to use the tubes of divination sticks for good luck and cultural bliss. Do not pass up this reclining Buddha, he's truly breathe taking."

"Of all luxury hotels this is not the one to miss. Gorgeous property and amazing attention to detail, if you know what I mean."