Alexis Córdova

"Montgomery BART station: where it smells so bad, the air has a flavor."

"Get your burger mustard fried. It'll take a little longer than usual, but you'll never go back. This comes with pickles, though, so ask them without pickles if you're so inclined."

"Small post office with no lines. Don't come here and ruin it for me."

"Leaving at the 7th inning for any reason means I get to throw peanuts at you."

"This is the worst Safeway on planet Earth. After 7pm, only 3 registers are open (and that's being optimistic). Expect long lines and upset shoppers. Also, the produce sucks nearly 100% of the time."

"Order on the phone to avoid waiting in line for your sammy."