Adam Lauria

"Best doughnuts I've ever had. Warm and made to order!"

"The world would be a better place if people frequented cabaret shows more often."

"Great beer selection, and they shush the crowd when hooligans start speaking too loudly; two things I appreciate at a refined bar."

"They've got tons of shit to keep you occupied after your friends get boring."

"Drink beer and play darts, please."

"Omlettes are good, but not as good as the free Bible study tapes. Amen, brother!"