Ben Bethel

"Great hotel! If you're looking for miles, The Clarendon Hotel offers 1,000 to 2,500 miles for every night stayed!"

"They need to tear out the concrete floors and replace with wood... The acoustics here are dreadful... Pretty much couldn't be any more awful... Like going to a performance inside a Costco."

"Terrible airport, worse than India... No free wifi, seats with permanent armrests, constant repetitive music, and they try to find passengers by the PA system instead of just calling their mobiles!"

"Ho hum food... their burritos have 300% more calories than a big mac... tortilla alone is 425 calories!"

"THE CLARENDON HOTEL demands that this school district move its bank accounts to local banks that reinvest in local community efforts."

"Pick up ten pieces of litter and you will receive one month of good luck!"