Brent Knepper

"While you are here, consider making the brief jaunt over to Little Clown Pizza and Restaurant for a delectable pie with vegan and GF options."

"Robbers beware! Various traps here! Electrified faucets, tool chests falling down stairs, etc. Also a shitty, blonde-haired boy throws bricks at you/is generally condescending. Would not rob again."

"Just don't come here."

"do not do anything at connies except eat at connies"

"They will get angry with you if you try to throw the ball across multiple lanes. What's wrong with a little horseplay?"

"Be wary of when white dudes come here and drink tequila. The horseplay will get out of hand!"