Chris Combs

"They have an annual plant sale. $2 for 3" herbs."

"The main drag is 12th St."

"The onion rings here are unusually doughy--more like sweet and sour chicken than tempura, if that makes sense. I like 'em but they're an acquired taste among my friends."

"Delicious burgers, but skip the guac - it's more a thin avocado paste than a proper guacamole."

"Try the blueberry pancake beer. Yeah, yeah, fruit beers, get over it!"

"If an elderly lady with a granny cart approaches you, or you see her taking down license plate numbers, she's harmless but annoying--it's part of her grand scheme to take down the Brookland Cafe."