Choco Valdez

"Poachers will be shot and the border patrol will be called on all illegals. ....have a nice day!"

"Tell Rocky that Choco said it was ok to use #4 nitro mags for pheasant."

"Teds is over rated. 3 Tequilas great and has authentic flour tortillas."

"You will not regret pecan crusted trout, unlike what you did last night.."

"Try the crab dip!! It is so good you will scrape the spoon and bowl out."

"If you're hungry, don't order the bun. Out of the three pound bowl I got, it only had four small pieces of meat. They could have thrown in a squirrel to give me the protein..."