Don't be scurred of the pickled eggs. There's no, I repeat, no taste of smoked trout.
It's Target, so make a bulls-eye on the end-caps for super Clearance savings, then cruise by the corner of the store furthest from the entrance for more markdowns and volume discounts.
For extra fuel points toward discounted gas, buy gift cards at Kroger to the restaurants and stores you usually frequent.
This is a nice restaurant. Cloth napkins. Chandeliers. Try NOT wearing jeans and a t-shirt.
