Eric Sorensen

"Triumphically train watching at its best. At this tiem, I thank? Did Brackett bring the KeyStone?"

"If Henderson is there, tell him he has the only job where he gets paid even when he's wrong."

"Some creep who doesnt even work at WREX is mayor. Leave him a tip after you squat."

"Very comfy bar chairs!"

"Good bar patrons play good music. Idiots play crap."

"Sucks that some creepazoid became mayor of your house, Lauren."