Helen Osborne

"Worst service I've ever experienced. Unbelievably rude & arrogant. When you point this out, the response is "Don't like it, don't come back". To be fair, that's wise advice. I won't be going back."

"Stupidly, ridiculously expensive drinks. There are significantly better & cheaper bars a stone's throw away. You'd be a mug to go here."

"Baked goods are my Achilles' heel. BEST pastries I've had this side of the channel. Aaaand painfully beautiful French waitresses. Go. Pretend your in Paris. Be a pretentious wanker... in a gooood way."

"Kinda want to move to Newcastle so that I can make this my local. Ticks every box (good beer selection/jukebox/bar staff) AND has a ridiculously beautiful view over the quayside."

"No stout? A place without Guinness and I, we were never going to be friends."