On a hot day like this, it seems like I almost always end up riding the lift.
OMG, I am sitting at a table next to Constance Allegheny! Constance is my accountant.
On your first day here, take out the biggest guy. It'll land you a month in the hole, but The Sisters will stay off your back.
Don't order a large drink and try to tell them your name is "Small" it won't be as funny as you think
Head to the First Class Lounge, you've been upgraded by Christian Grey.
