Laurie Alfaro

"The caramel ginger ice cream smells & tastes like soap."

"Darth Vader recommends the penne alla arrabbiata."

"Concession stands do not open until 11am, and when they do open, they are out of Coca-Cola."

"There are no Disney photographers here, so you can't use your Memory Maker. :'("

"Pay for the Disney Dining Plan when booking your room. You'll save tons of $ on food."

"If dining in, bring headphones. They play two different radio stations at the same time, one in the front & another in the kitchen. The result is a complete caucophony. This is why I rarely eat here."