Lugares favoritos de Lance

Lance H: If you insist on feeding the Yeti, he likes his meat medium rare. Don't be giving him any of that raw shit. He ain't no muh fuckin animal...ya dig?

Lance H: The library now doubles as a fully functional sauna! Skip the gym and come here to sweat off a few LB's.

Lance H: Our basement doubles as a nuclear fallout shelter! Swell

Lance H: Nicest dog park in the loop hands down! Artificial turf and completely fenced in. Great place to be a dog!