Will Price

"Ezmy's music moksha class is the best yoga I've done. Granted, it's the toughest, too. But I never feel as cleansed both mentally and physically as I do after "namaste.""

"Busses come once every blue moon. If you have to be somewhere, I suggest taxi. Fairfax blows."

"It's a prerequisite for cashiers here to be wildly inadequate at ringing people up."

"Just FYI: no booze is served anywhere at DIA until 7am. State law."

"You will regret visiting this location during the noontime hour. Everyone is on lunch break and mailing something. And this post office hardly keeps an apt number of desk employees stocked."

"Up no salt. The only way to drink these Margs. What's food?"