Matt Batten

"Like I said. Total fuckbags."

"Total fuckbags. Don't take bookings. They tell you if you arrive before 7pm you will get a table. So you trek over, arrive before 7 and there's no tables. For the rest of the night. Night ruined."

"No wonder this town is dying. I give it one more generation before it's a ghost town."

"Ok. So the food is actually pretty good (when it's in stock) and the portions are generous. Just make sure you book an indoor table."

"#fail"

"Avoid at all costs unless you enjoy dining at a plastic picnic table in the dirt in a tent. And they've told us 3 of our 5 dishes are unavailable. On a freakin' Friday night, busiest night of the week"