Chris McNeely

"Best place on the planet to be employed, Hands down."

"It says I'm creepin now, but I think think this Ashley chick is the real creeper considering she's never been to our house before...ever."

"Nevermind, no sign of him for a while now"

"Don't creep on my turf"

"Watch out for the foreigner that's in the weight room half the time. Usually rockin shades n tights. He liked to stare people down n start shit when he was first coming a lot. Idk if he really does an"

"Best damn fajitas on this side of the Mississippi."