Nora Geiss

"Drinks are good. Prices are good. Smells like urine. Tables are sticky. Overall: great dive, but don't put your elbows on the table and try to sit near the front where the air is."

"If you are lucky enough to find yourself here, I recommend the pork chop, the pino noir, the pecans, and another night if you can get it :) tip well!! Best place ever. #LPT"

"The handmade pizza is first rate. The dirty talk is VIP only."

"The poached egg and polenta breakfast is AMAZE."

"Cod fritters. Absolutely the best in the city, hands down."

"I really really wish this bar lived in Williamsburg. Go for the props, the Jesus portraits, the cheap drinks, the great music, the conversation about the universe. Upstairs loo = gross."