"Not enough doubloons fer a ticket to tha Steelerrrrs? Try yerrr eye from atop Mt. Washington fer a good view o' tha game! Take yer own spyglass though..."
Fútbol
· Pittsburgh, Estados Unidos
8.8"Not a fan of AL baseball, less it be the visiting Pirates in a World Series, but if ye do go, dock yer boat 'n take the train, parrrrrking be atrocious!"
Béisbol
· Chicago, Estados Unidos
8.7"If the 'Spos ever returrrrn, use tha metal bleacher seats like drums to raise a ruckus 'n welcome them back!"
Estadio
· Montreal, Canadá
7.9"Dock yer ship 'n take a sick day from the sweet trade to visit Wrigley. Just don't forrrrget yer Jolly Roger if Master 'Cutch be playin', as he swings past the ivy!"
Béisbol
· Chicago, Estados Unidos
9.0"Fine house o' culture in the Queen City, specially nice reprieve in the steam of tha summerrrr!"
Museo de arte
· Charlotte, Estados Unidos
8.7"A fine sailor in his own right, come see tha abode of the mighty pen-ta-paperrr master o' the 19th century!"
Museo histórico
· Hartford, Estados Unidos
8.9