Scott Goldstein

"The cleaner guy is a wee bit shady."

"The margarita cupcake is heaven."

"The "grilled" chicken usually sticks to the bun, the fries are often cold and the team fizzles out by early September. But the stadium is a pretty decent ripoff of Oriole Park at Camden Yards."

"Those $120 mattress protectors are $30 at Target. Don't let em trick u with the liquid demonstration."

"Don't scream and yell in the pool area at 3 a.m. Some people have jobs."

"Be on your best behavior. There are a lot of "law enforcement" types hanging around here."