Akashi Jin

"Wonder if the kid playing trumpet in front of the food pavillion at the Torpedo Factory pays any income taxes on the stacks of currency he takes in!"

"Just completed the tax phase of the annual binge-whine-tax cycle in Arlington County. Watch for new much-higher tax bills in the mail, then some neat vanity projects after a surplus is discovered!"

"That three scoop special looks like one-and-a-half! Guess they didn't say what size scoop."

"Used to be much better. Prices are up and service is slow at best. Had to beg for bread and water last trip. Seafood is still good though."

"Arlington County government's theme is called "Arlogance." Just completed the tax-hike phase of the Binge-Whine-Tax annual budget cycle, so watch for some extravagant County vanity projects soon!"

"Beware ordering blueberry or chocolate chip bagels; they keep them in the same bin and, looking similar, you'll probably get some of each."