Roo Kanga

"This place kicked my brother out for slouching in the booth. There goes another customer!"

"The only thing this place is good for is watching the fights outside of Paddy Whacks. Save your gas money, go up the boulevard."

"GREAT choice if you don't care how your steak tastes, how big it is, or how much it costs. Tastes and looks identical to Wit or Witout. Tip: Get cheese-wiz and get it to go; use bag to vomit into!"

"Parkwood trash headquarters. Bring some touch-up paint for after somebody keys your car!"