matthew H.

"If others say to run from munfordville I saw munfordville's the word -"

"Make sure u hum NO bars of the banjo solo from deliverance at this redneck perversion because I'm fairly certain its the official signal for " full body cavity search""

"Laugh at the ppl in line next to you at macdonalds - then eat you food from frontera staring at them"

"Sit nearby @ gate b8 and watch gapers stop in full on pedestrian traffic jam for a photo - hilarity ensues"

"How did fred flinstone ever operate one of these"

"Make sure you laugh at the senior citizen retired cops jokes or he will handle your baggage to the tune od deliverance playing in the background"