Keith Males

"Vodka, Rum, Whiskey, and Beer. That's all you'll find here besides me pant less!"

"Manny is an excellent cook and can't stand a dirty shirt."

"Come here every Thursday at 5pm for my live magic show"

"Last time here the dentist I had smelt like booze and Mexican food. Reminded me of the time I lived on the south side of Milwaukee."

"I've pooped in the back yard. Lukie can do it why can't I?"

"Wrote a bad check for my wedding present"