Carlyle Coulson

"NOT a 4-star hotel. Old, dirty and poorly maintained rooms with exposed plumbing in the bathroom, shower door didn't close properly, broken furniture in the room, etc. AVOID IF YOU HAVE ANY CHOICE!!"

"Smaller than the Swanston St or Elizabeth St locations, but often a better option as nowhere near as busy and still reasonably central."

"Not the slowest service I've ever encountered, still a bit slow though. Food was OK but a bit pricey for what you got. Nothing exceptional."

"If you're a dude looking for a cut, head to Barber on Central instead... They're just down past the downstairs food court and are better, quicker AND cheaper."

"Don't forget to also visit Jeanneke Pis near Galerie du Roi."

"Feerie was a great show and dinner was superb... highly recommend it if you are in Paris."