Mike Cevallos

"A complete, utter madhouse. Part restaurant, part roller derby. When not busy crashing into you, people tend to sample the food w/their fingers. Gross. Economically diverse crowd."

"The food was ok, I guess. It was impossible to enjoy the meal, however, b/c our waiter had the most God-awful raging case of B.O. *ever*! It was a miracle my wife didn't vomit."

"The salespeople are trained to hound you to death. The second you walk in, they pounce. I had to hide behind a 1980s couch to ditch the vultures long enough to make my escape."

"Earn your Man Card by conquering the Toughguy Burger! Make sure to get it w/extra cheese & bacon. Life is short. Make it shorter!"

"Where do I begin? Service *sucks*! So bad, in fact, it's a perverse work of art. And then ... wait for it ... they make u PRE-PAY for ur food & drinks!! Trailer park low budget Wankerville to the MAX!"

"The gravy is indistinguishable from snot."