"The wait time here for a scheduled appointment is outrageous. What should be an hour-long exercise turns into an entire afternoon affair."
Cuidado de la vista
· Chicago, Estados Unidos
6.2"Welcome to the set of my new movie, "Poorly Decorated Crack House"."
Bar clandestino
· Chicago, Estados Unidos
"Ladies night every Tuesday. Sunday brunch at 10th is to die. $4 Bloody Marys. There's a crazy old woman who wanders around muttering. I don't think she works here."
Farmacia
· Highland, Estados Unidos
"For a place named as such, there is a suspicious and alarming absence of honey. Lots of children, though, which are just as delicious."
Americana
· Chicago, Estados Unidos
6.7"The pussy here is disgruntled and sassy. Bring protection."
Apartamento o piso
· Chicago, Estados Unidos
"Jen and George are straight up triflin butt lovin heterosexual perverts. Try the mojito!"
Casa (privada)
· Chicago, Estados Unidos