Brian Kubricht

"Have a pint of beer. It compliments the atmosphere and humans."

"Try the beer! I compliments the jukebox supremely."

"If you slam the mens room door properly, it latches automatically. You know youre in charge."

"Bartender accidentally knocked some cups on the floor...puts them right back on the bar. Good..I want to drink the dog shit from your shoe."

"No more jack rabbit slims...frown."

"The bartender with the tattoos that looks like she's on meth is unfriendly and probably is really not on meth but pain killers...cause that's not as mean."