Marcus Dean

"Phenomenally terrible. Rooms are mostly filthy, toilets and showers are communal and 'self cleaning' which is a blatant lie. But, you won't find cheaper accommodation anywhere!"

"Big flat sandy beach when the tide is out, no beach at all when the tide is in. Big hill of pebbles to cross to reach the beach but always popular for surfing & kayaking."

"Go between 5&9 pm - free mini pizza with every drink. Also a chance to roll a dice - roll a 6 and your drink is free, a 4 for half price and a 2 for 25% off!"

"Face it, you're not coming here because you're on a health kick. Deliveroo is also an option, burgers usually make it intact, fries don't travel so well."

"Main exit to the city is from level 2 - bottom floor will take you out to the back of the building."

"Plenty of cafes but cafe 7 remains really busy at peak times. Brand new cafe on level 9 is a lot nicer and quieter.Prepare yourself to get lost though, the whole place is a maze!"