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"They use the same machine to slice meat & cheese. Ugh."

"Wow. Here's a tip: Order a drink without using lingo. Watch their faces explode with confusion. Say milk instead of latte and your drink is at least $4 cheaper. Cool lingo doubles the price. Truth!"

"It's always something. Just returned bread because it was massively molded. Cashiers always lick their fingers to open plastic bags. Gross."

"Ask for the tomatoes on the side when ordering shrimp fried rice. You get a lot more rice when they don't stack the tomatoes beneath."

"If you bring your kids, be afraid of the topless hoochie standing near the Naked Cowboy."

"The veggie burger!! You can sub salad without an up-charge instead of eating unhealthy fries."