Andrew Padula

"I had a flat here and the employees were extremely rude and unhelpful. One of the worst traveling experiences I've ever had."

"For some reason, at this particular McDonalds, when the sun goes down the drive-thru service here gets awful. It's painstakingly slow at night"

"Doritos Taco is great! Only downside is the orange fingers. Luckily if you go back in the drive-through, the employee at the window will lick them clean! Such great service here!"

"R.I.P Turbo"

"Fred's humble abode; where the wine flows like the Nile, the food is plenty, and the orgies last until sunrise."

"Never forget..."