Andrew Shoemaker

"If you're traveling during the holidays, be sure to prepare your body months in advance. It's like the Thunderdome in here."

"Everybody at this table ordered Migas. Must be pretty good."

"Opt to eat in rather than order to go; take out portions are relatively meager. Very tasty though!"

":: EPIC GUITAR SOLO ::"

"Shoe is not liable in the event of your injury at his workstation."

"Ask about the cat pictures."