Jessimus Prime

"I love this place! However the owners or managers should kick out high school kids eating their free lunch because there are actual paying customers would like to sit down and eat their lunch"

"If someone leaves their towel and a water bottle on a machine - it means they are going to use it so that means you don't touch their shit!!!!"

"Ladies - hanging on to the stair machine while its going super fast does not mean you will get a good work out. Might as well get off it and go hang onto the elliptical instead."

"Do not use the smith machine for calf raises. That's what the calves raises machine is for!!!"

"If the light is green and the train doors are closed while they are waiting to leave- don't expect them to open the doors despite the fact the train is sitting there in idle."

"There's only one cable machine - beware of machine hogs who do not know how to share machines with members"