Bailey Basenji

"Probably want to skip this place. Why? Google "Fantasy World Resort" "Tattoo" "worker" and "arrest" and you will see why this place is unsafe for kids."

"Bartender is a dick. Dresses like a slob. It's our fault he hates his job. #RedLobster #CrabbyService"

"Check your food before you eat it"

"The food is excellent, but right about the time you're enjoying it, a little roach walks out of your plate, like the one that magically appeared in this photo to ruin our meal and any hope of return"

"Don't spend a lot of time on your order. They gonna give you what they want anyway. It gonna do what it do baby."

"Relax, have a mimosa"