Brett Noneman

"Great fun for the family. A bit pricey if you're a non-resident, but there's plenty to do to make a day of it. Definitely try the lazy river."

"Second best fish taco ever."

"The guacamole was excellent. Try the El Noble Margarita, but don't get two."

"Our house... Is a very, very, very fine house."

"Watch out for the geese near the lakes, they can get pretty territorial. The pavilion is nice for a small party and open most of the time. Come early if you want to use the tennis courts."