Shadey Symons

"This is my husband's go to place, they cut an awesome pomp and take all the time they need to perfect it!"

"The ranch tastes similar to that of God's sperm."

"The employees here are ridiculously dumb, they'll ask you to repeat your order about 4 times and they'll still manage to get it wrong. -___-"

"Best carnitas tacos, 'nuff said."