Michael Doyle

"Free wifi, but the guards won't let you plug in. So it's usually homeless & elderly in here. Giant PR fail."

"Giant. Fucking. Roaches."

"A baby roach crawled across my table here on 7/13/10."

"Expect to wait 10 to 15 minutes for associates to check in the bowels of the store for anything out of stock on the shelf."

"Shady, leafy place for a midday break or picnic right off Mag Mile that most people ignore--so usually not crowded either."