Chris Pez

"I don't think there's anything good here."

"What do you mean I can't order ONE pancake for a little kid?"

"Always a wait. Always."

"They took TARP money. Pull your $$ out of here and invest it in a responsible local/regional bank. It's why I'm here today."

"chicken tikki masala... hot damn it's good!"

"ask them for heaters on the porch so smokers can be comfortable in the cold months. if you don't like smokers wouldn't you rather have them on the patio than by the front door?"