Chris Lockhart

"The unrenovated rooms are gross. The place is always full. Good luck trying to use platinum upgrades."

"The "Southwest Effect" is seen primarily in the extra 40 minutes in the security line."

"How can you go wrong with pork belly in a dark chocolate reduction?"

"Gotta have the What's Shakin Tuna Bacon. Amazing."

"Here's a tip: do yourself a favor and go across the street to Trader Joes, buy groceries, take em home and cook. The food will be ten times better and the wait ten times shorter."

"The beignets are not beignets."