Colleen

"Questionable yellow stain on the bed of Room 1... flies in Room 2. Didn't bother with a Room 3. Save yourself and go anywhere else (we're enjoying Econolodge next door currently)."

"everyone must dance while playing cards."

"(in)directly contribute to people getting punched in the dick and/or ass."

"the vegetable pizza gets kinda soggy in the middle. go for the chicken caesar salad instead."

"home to the most beaaaautiful woman in the world <3"

"somersaults"