"If you're a teacher, tell your cashier. You'll get 10% off your bill."
Burritos
· Miramar, Estados Unidos
7.7"Are you more than 5 behind at the deli? Grab a number and do your shopping. Chances are you'll finish in time to have your number called."
Hipermercado
· Hialeah, Estados Unidos
7.1"If you order a turkey burger, and you should, ask for it to be seasoned with their Fry Spice. So good."
Hamburguesas
· Pembroke Pines, Estados Unidos
8.3"Room numbers may seem weird at first. Just follow this simple formula to find your way around: {[(r*10/h)^2]*[(3.14^b)/(h*r^2)]}*2 where r=room, h=hall, and b=building."
Colegio secundario
· Hialeah Gardens, Estados Unidos
"Tip your Hair Washer."
Peluquería
· Miami, Estados Unidos
"Do NOT feed the ChiChi. She will shit on EVERYTHING."
Casa (privada)
· Miramar, Estados Unidos