Daniel Jones

"No longer accepts walk-ins. Need to take 'family' out of their name."

"Check the expiration date on anything you find in the fridge or pantry. We are not responsible for sickness resulting from consuming old food that were too lazy to throw away. Thanks. -mngt"

"There's no sense in ordering the sweet potato fries cause they don't have cinnamon butter to serve with it. My waiter said, "No I wish we did. I cab bring you some honey or something.". Who does that?"

"Don't play the horse racing games. They really suck. Do the football game. It's the best!"

"You can't visit this place without sleeping on the couch. It's baller."