David

"If you need to get a tattoo during your stay the hotel has its own tattooist on the ground floor to the right of reception."

"Hotel is in the red light district (it didn't mention this 'feature' of the area when booking), with lots of demolition and poor street lighting in the surrounding area."

"Very overpriced on cups of tea - £3.50 for a large tea? Pints of bear with all the tax and vat cost less."

"Check your food bill for items you never ordered and 'discretionary' 12.5% service charge automatically included."

"Don't bother - £3 to get in, nothing special on sale. There's better car boots than this."

"Selection of wholefoods or organic is terrible. Good quality bread or bacon? No. Go to Adsa or Sainsburys instead."