Scott Lamb

"Interesting tour, worth a look. Very rude, petulant woman in the gift shop."

"Having a lovely stay so far. Staff have been friendly and accommodating, room is good, breakfasts are wonderful :)"

"The paintings aren't so stunning, but the carvings are really amazing. Well worth a look!"

"There are almost always bog trolls here, standing in the bathroom, trying to bully you into giving him money for a spritz of horrible aftershave. Ignore him and what he says."

"Aubergine veggie burger was *awful*. Fell apart in my mouth, soaked in oil, tasted of nothing. Yikes."

"While visiting Kuato Studios, we heartily recommend that you do your best to not be on fire. Enjoy the our many fine bacons."