Tim Giesecke

"Don't shop here unless you look rich and white—three employees will follow you around the store watching your every move."

"Ask how much your pizza is going to cost before you purchase it. You'll get up charged for "extra toppings" when no such indication is on their menu."

"24 hour McDonald's my ass. It's 3:30 AM you tell me you not open. Throw a burger on the grill I know that ain't fresh."

"Whatever you get make sure you get their homemade falafel sauce. Great for dipping fries in."

"You don't have the right to my personal information and I refuse to give it to you in exchange for a haircut."

"Cashiers don't know how to operate their own registers get it together Cub."