Greg George

"Red Cactus salmon is the the beez-neez. Stay here, go there, stumble back, repeat."

"Very clean, large rooms. And they have LG TV's in all the rooms. Which means quality is very important to this chain. None of that pussy Samsung stuff here."

"Oxtail, jerk wings. It's the closest to heaven on earth you'll have for a while."

"Jimmy you crazy bastard! How do you not have a garbage can by the fountain soda? I don't want to throw crap on the floor, but you make me. The hell bro?"

"Bring off! spray."

"The staff is either very lazy or very incompetent when it comes to the free weights section. By far the most unorganized in the Northern hemisphere. If you want a 40 lb dumbbell look by the juice bar."