Gustavo Villarreal

"Legend has it if you walk the trail by the pond at dusk, the ghost of a naked Grover Cleveland will appear and hug you. At least I hope that was Grover Cleveland."

"Here's a Tip: Will Hollywood please make Robert De Niro an offer he CAN refuse?"

"If you're into homeless people and locked restrooms with no toilet paper, then this is the Starbucks for you! BTW, the code for the restroom door is 0846."

"Here's a tip: If the best part of waking up is Folger's in your cup, then you may need to seriously reassess your life choices."

"Here's a tip: when a woman asks if she should bring a sweater, the answer is always, "yes.""

"Here's a tip. If you're a man, don't wear a white belt or white shoes. Ever. No questions; just don't."