Ericka Americka

"If you're not a total dumbass and read the rules and restrictions, you'll probably do OK with this airline."

"Cold burgers with no flavor. Skip it."

"Kyrgyzstani"

"Outrageous Oatmeal Cookie is pretty outrageously priced, but it's quite good."

"Open Saturday morning - early afternoon. Cash only! Carry Out only! Fresh pierogi, stuffed cabbage and more!"

"Tacos al carbon are probably my favorite here. The carnitas on the weekends are to die for. They have the best lengua I've had at any Mexican place!"