Ben

"Carrot cake is nice, actually has chunky bits in it. Girl behind the bar is pretty hot too!"

"If you like funny drunk people: Talk to Clive, leather pork-pie hat, Duke regular, mental dancer, friend for life who'll recognise you every time!If you don't like funny drunk people: Avoid Clive..."

"Free 'The Cloud' WiFi (free if you signup or are with O2 i believe) at the Little Chef here, but you can access it from the entrance lobby if you don't fancy sitting in the diner."

"You can access this Services from a little lane off the A30 just past the roundabout in Sutton Scotney. Ignore the 'no vehicular access, barrier in operation' sign, there is no barrier."

"Ask for a stampy-loyalty-cardy thing. They don't offer them here, but do have them in all Coffee#1's"

"There's one of those little round 'chess board' tables between the two escalators. Good location for a game me thinks!"