Jessica Werner

"YOU ARE ALL IN MY WAY! The most rage-inducing traffic in town."

"Possibly the slowest Starbucks I've ever seen. 30 people in line, one cashier, one barista, and two employees doing nothing to help. Skip it and buy something from a vending machine."

"Watch out, the cat bites. This is not a euphemism."

"For a good time, ask for Monty. He's the mouthy domestic longhair cat."

"Don't get drinks at the bar in the A terminal, we've seen them add water to them. Expensive and less than a shot."

"Get Mom drunk."