Ivan Parra

"Seems ricks has gotten stingy with their slices. What I we got was definitely not worth $6 a slice"

"If your car has the stock wheels, you doesnt have a shitty paintjob or aftermarket accessories and/or wheels, you don't belong here... Unless you ride a bike everywhere."

"If the trash cute door is "locked" with the red light, push on the door and the light turns off, allowing you to open it."

"Don't park in the alley unless you're in a commercial vehicle or you WILL get a ticket. Parking enforcement is out 6am to 2am. Also watch out for speeding valets."

"The Bigfoot chicken fried steak is only $1 more than the regular and is literally twice the amount of food."

"Bring all your friends, the large round table seats 14"